Friday morning, I got this text (three guesses who it was from?):
Text: Do you have any bath and body works?
Me: I think. Why?
Text: You don’t know???
Okay, well, that might not have been the actual text, but it pretty much gives you the relevant part of the convo needed for this post. After that, I thought “No, I don’t know. I never use that stuff.” I think I may have even replied that in a text, and got this response.
Text: I know.
Me: Okay. I’ll get some.
Text: Thank you Jesus.
How lame do you have to be for your man to have to tell you that you should smell like something other than Ivory soap and Jergens lotion? You can’t be MORE lame than that. And, seriously, Jesus? You had to invoke the Most High? So, Friday I got a new determination to smell like a girl. At all times. After all, I always compliment Tim on how good he smells. Why should I not allow him to return the favor?
As with anything, when I embark upon a new journey, I’m alll in. So, on the way home, I take a pit stop to Victoria Secret. I figure that would be a good place to start, and not so overwhelming as the bath and body works.
I leave with some “pink” pajamas/loungewear (which I can never pass up), and these heavenly heavenly scents:
Victoria’s Secret Candy, Baby. WHY haven’t I had this before now? You mean I can smell like something other than Vanilla and Peony’s and roses and other frilly crap? If I had known that, I would have BEEN on top of this smell good game! I only got the Candy, Baby body wash and body double mist (you know, since I was entering foreign territory I figured I’d go light. I’m lying. They were 3 for $25 and I didn’t feel like smelling all the choices). When I put this on, I had to look around to see if somebody was behind me smelling that good! Yeyah! And who can resist the smell of cotton candy?? Not Timothy, I tell ya!! I shall be returning for the lotion and to see if they make a perfume.
Speaking of Vanilla, I got the Vanilla Vixen beautyrush too. OH.YEAH.
So, while I’m in there perusing the aisles. I smelled this:
#GotmelikeOhMyGosh. I could possibly purchase every single kind of thing they make in this smell.
Tim has created a monster. He has only himself to blame.
Since I’m new to the smellgood game, give me some ideas!