Don’t call the police, but I’ve been traficking fiber. I have it stockpiled at my house ’cause I’ve been looking for a fiber supplement. If they invade my premises, they will NOT like what they see. I even brought some to work to share with my poo challenged co-workers. In my search for the perfect fiber supplement, I’ve found a winner:
This stuff is great! It totally dissolves in water, like, it was never there! Can’t see it, can’t taste it. I’ve even snuck some into some meals. They make them in these little flavor packets, which I didn’t care for because I don’t really like adding things to my drink. But, if you can handle Crystal Light, you can handle one of these packets in your drink.
And the most important part: It gets the poo pipe pumpin’ — and clean colons are the hotness! Yeah, I know you all wanted to know that.
It’s Friday, I’m out. See you guys Monday!!
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Someone sent me this link for a summer camp. As a child, my parents found as many opportunities as possible for me, and I believe that we should do the same. How awesome would it be for your child to attend this camp with the Tuskegee Airmen!?! They’re only accepting 20 children, the cream of the crop. Get those apps in, moms and dads!
The Continuing and Corporate Education at Georgia Perimeter College will again host the popular Tuskegee Airmen ACE Camp. Aviation Cadet Education (ACE) Camps are designed to introduce young people ( ages 13 to 17) to careers in the aviation industry. The ACE Camp will take place in the Center for Continuing and Corporate Education, June 16 to 20th.
For additional information click HERE.
Good luck!
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Listen up everybody. It is still COLD outside. I’ma need you to respect February. NO — you can NOT wear white yet. You can begin to wear white again when:
a. The Usher Board switches back to their white uniforms. See above example. Not the mothers that always wear white on Communion Day, the Ushers. Keep your eye on the Ushers — if they’re still in black, you’re still in black.
b. When you see military men in their whites, you can begin to wear white again.
c. The first day of Spring. Not on any day when it’s hot before then, but the first day of Spring. It is on the calendar. Look it up. Okay, okay, if Easter Sunday comes before then, then you get a pass.
Is everybody clear? No white. There is a such thing as winter white. It is acceptable. Summer white is not. Not shoes, not pants, not purses, and definitely not a whole dang suit.
Tomorrow’s lesson: “Linen — Just because it’s on sale now, don’t mean you can wear it now.”
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I was reading online trying to find out more about the intricacies of delegates and I came across this. Here’s how to become a delegate in the State of Mississippi. There’s still time!
Click here for the Democratic Party.
Click here for the Republican Party.
