PSERENDIPITY

Aidan doesn’t think he has to say grace if he isn’t eating anything that’s going to make him strong.

The guy that broke into Tim’s house was kept in the Youth Court system.  But the judge did tell him that if comes back for the sixth time, he’s going to be in big trouble! Tim was furious.  I think that the next time he breaks into somebody’s crib, he should lose the ability to use one of his major body parts.

I’m starting to have the same scalp issues my mom has.  Oh, no.

I love those Macy’s commercials with all the designers in them.  Martha Stewart looks so motherly.

I had a fish taco yesterday for the first time ever.  I’ll have one today for the second time ever.

1/3 of my online students apparently think that I’m an idiot.  1/3 of them think that I know wayyy more than I actually do.  I like the 1/3 that don’t really care the best.

I’m done worrying about kids that aren’t my own.  Ya’ll just do you.

I need to go visit my Grandma.  I also need to go to Church. 

Since Guiding Light went off, 2:00 just isn’t the same anymore. 

A realtor is coming to look at my house this weekend.  That’s a little frighteneing.  Did I tell ya’ll that my house was coming apart — literally?  Even if I weren’t moving, it still needs to be sold.

I never went to the gym.  Maybe next week.  NerdGirl’s motivational skills have been subpar lately.  What?  I need someone to blame it on….

What you got random?

I have issues with correction tape and peanut M&Ms.  I need them around me at all times.

I got hired at one more school.  Tim told me not to bite off more than I can chew.  I look at it as justification to keep the housekeeper.  And possibly find a cook.  

Today, TV goes all digital.  Did you even notice?  When I came in, my TV didn’t work.  In case that happens to you, just do a channel scan.

Ooh, this morning I was eagerly anticipating a ham & cheese omelet.  When I got to the cafeteria, they gave me some lame reason why they couldn’t make it.  I seriously wanted to start yelling and screaming and breaking stuff.  Then this girl on the elevator had the nerve to have a chic fil a biscuit.  B*tch.

The construction workers notice everything.  On Monday they remarked that I hadn’t been here 3 days last week.  The next day they noticed I had changed shoes at lunch.  Today they noticed that I didn’t have on my glasses.  One day, I’m going to work up the nerve to ask them why on earth they eat lunch at 9 in the morning, then again at noon.

I think the 72 year old should’ve been tasered.  Then when he finished, the officer should have said “Nah!  Say somethin else!”  Being old does not excuse being an azz.

One of my students asked me yesterday if Freedom of Speech only applied to certain geographical areas.  Yes, dear, the Constitution only covers low lying areas.  WTH?

I’m getting the desktop!  I’ve cleared the Tim hurdle, and he says he might even buy it for my birthday.  On which I turn 35.  Which really has me feeling some kinda way…the 35, not the desktop.

Oh, my birthday is on Father’s Day.  So I told Tim let’s just call it even on the gifts.  But nahhh, he has to get me something.  Then when I don’t get him anything, he’ll hold it over my head forever.  Whatevs.  I’m used to it.

When Tim comes here, I always send him home with leftovers.  I will cook things just so he can have leftovers at his house for the week.  But when I go to Memphis, I never cook.  Or do anything.  He pointed that out the other day.  Do you think that means he wants me to do stuff?  I can’t imagine why he would have mentioned it.

My coworker just brought me some brownies.  I heart her.

Dear Monica, next week I’ll post some Aidan pictures.  Stay tuned.

Leave your random comment, and have a great weekend!!

And I am a winner!!! I just won my first thing ever over on Mocha Dad’s blog. Let me take this opportunity to say to you all: Nah Nah Ne Nah Nah!!!!  Really, bragging is so not me.  But today, its so not you either.  Bwaahahahaha

I updated the blogroll.  These are all the blogs I read on the daily, except 803.  803 is  password protected, so I figured if I kept it on the blog roll and you didn’t know the password, you might one day want to jump off a bridge.  I don’t know why I figured that, but I was trying to save your lives.  

Text from Tim:  Don’t go to sleep till I call.  My response:  Alright.  I guess.  I was going to say something snarky, but there would be no point.  I wasn’t going to sleep anyway.  Plus I couldn’t think of anything.

Let’s get back to the blogroll subject.  I don’t keep you on the blogroll if you don’t blog.  Regularly.  That’s my blogroll rule.  I don’t wanna be clicking a link everyday and there’s nothing.  Except LH.  Where in the heck is LH?  I’ve been waiting on his comeback.  

Speaking of comeback, that’s something those pirates won’t be doing.  I believe they got the memo:  We do not negotiate with terrorists.  In rowboats.  We will slap one hole in your inflatable and the other one in your head.  

I went on a rant today regarding O/prah’s show about the 14 year olds that wanted to have s/ex.  I saved it in drafts cause I didn’t wanna come out the box on ya’ll on a Friday.  But boyyyy did that tick me off.  

Coco is gritting her teeth.  How unbecoming.  And scary. She must now return to her crate.

Whenever people are scratching or clearing their throat, Aidan calls that smoking.  And since he knows that smoking is bad for you, he always tells me when people are “smoking” so I can ask them not to “smoke” around him.  

He also thinks peppermints are called “flavornanks”.  Now, our general word for candy is flavornank.  Yes, even Tim and I say flavornank.   Unless it’s chocolate, then we call it candy.  

During the week, I can think of lots of randoms for my upcoming random post.  But when I sit down to write the random post, I can never think of them.  Like right now.  So, I’m out.  If you need something else to read, check out the new blogroll.  Or you can go read about my big win again, loser!

Enjoy your weekend, everyone!

Often, I watch The Price is Right.  The other day, they had people bidding on a banjo.  Now who in the heck would know how much a banjo costs?  Try to guess, how much was the banjo?

I was finally accepted as a full fledge faculty member at one of the online schools.  Some people think online is a joke, but after 6 months of training to teach, I BEG to differ.  I am wayyy too excited!

The Mississippi Inaugural Ball is sponsored by Crown Royal.  Crown Royal?  Am I the only one that thinks something ain’t right about that? 

Aidan is going on a field trip to the science museum today. He is scared that somebody is going to try to make him get in the aquarium. This morning, he made SURE that I did NOT pack his swim trunks, so he’d have a reason not to get in.

Two weeks ago, I went to the ATM it didn’t give me my money, but it gave me a receipt that said it did. I was very nice when I called Trustmark the first two times about my $40.00. Today, they’re gonna catch hell.

You know the deal, leave your random comment below!

You know how when the internet goes down and the computer asks if you want to send an “error report”? Who the hell gets those????

My 3 year old told me, in a very serious tone, “Listen, mama, I’m being serious right now.” The killing part about that is that I really wasn’t listening. That child is so me.

In response to Michael somebodydood’s comments on autism, one parent of a child with autism asked how she felt about it. She said she was terrified. Terrified? WTH is there to be scared of?

I’m on twitter. PserendipityChic is my name. Follow me if you dare.

I made a mistake and let Aidan taste a cherry. He likes them. DANG! I hate sharing my cherries. Do you know how much they cost?? I shoulda just told him they had peanuts in them and he wouldnt’ve even tried to eat one.

I did something this week that I’m sure I’ll regret sooner or later. I still think it was the right thing to do, but I’m sure somebody else won’t — especially since it involved deceit.

The Governor is considering a 4 day work week. Woot Woot! But, I’ll probably still have to work 5 days. That cancels out the woot, woot. In true hater form, if I gotta work 5 days, I hope everybody else does, too.

Tim did basketball all week. He really is an awesome official. Nobody calls fouls like my baby!

You know the drill. Leave your incidental comment below!

Have a great weekend. See ya’ll Monday!

This is really just a random post.  I was on the thesaurus and it said that incidental is another word for random.  So, I renamed the post.  See how into learning I am? 

I am an old man magnet.  Not for flirting, just because men over 75 like to talk to me about various and sundry issues, like construction, gardens, and my big ole yella legs.  The killing part is that I enjoy entertaining them.  I’m a sucker for a little boy or an elderly gent.

Speaking of little boys, Aidan has made a habit of telling me that I am NOT his best friend en-e-mo-ah. (Say that fast and you’ll sound just like him). Whatevs.

When you’re typing and you make a mistake, do you backspace all the way back to the mistake, erasing everything in your path, or do you move the mouse?

I really do like Noel Gourdin’s “The River.”  But, um, I’ma need him to just come out with one more single.  Just one.  Lawd, if I hear that one more time, I’ma go down to the river, too.  And jump in with some leg weights on.

Somebody has started a ning website for my high school.  The person who did it has to be evil.  They know I need to work and not sneak around stalking peoples pages all day.  I just went through 12 steps to rid my addiction to my college’s website.  Now here we go again.  Somebody help!!

Oh, what’s funny.  Somebody put a comment on the ning to the tune of when you’re reconnecting you should respect people’s marriages.  Fa real?  It ain’t like that is it?  Danggggg.  Those high school crushes musta been a mutha.  I can imagine somebody saying “I”ve been looking for you for 15 years.  I just want back what we had….”  BWAAAAHAHAHA.

Ibeesdablock and I went to lunch today and we didn’t get lost.  However, I had a beef rib with a big ole bone in it.  Was I ghetto for taking the bone home in a to go box for CoCo?  Well, I coulda been even more ghetto and asked other people for theirs.  Hell, dog bones cost bout $5.00.

You know what to do now, add your incidental comment.  Lemme see what you workin with.