PSERENDIPITY

One of my friends got a friend request on Facebook.  She ignored it on purpose.  A while later, the rejected friend sends a message “Maybe you don’t remember me, but we went to school together, etc…..”

Again, ignored.

Another message:  “It’s probably because of my married name, I used to be SoandSo when we were in school.  You probably know me by that name….”

Message to friend:  Stop trying.  She’s just not that into you.

1.  When you can only eat on one side of your mouth, you never get full.  No matter what.  It’s impossible, I tell ya.

2.  NerdGirl will come see about you, and bring you drugs. Good drugs. But she demands that you read the label carefully.  Veeerrry carefully.

3.  CoCo will eat your shoes while you sleep.

4.  Your parents will be disgusted that it’s possible that you won’t be feeling better and Aidan will have to stay longer.  Well, make that one of your parents.

5.  You cannot just put the tube of orajel in your mouth and squeeze. That is, if you don’t want a numb throat, too.

6.  This is the week that your dentists office will be off on vacation.

7.  You should call in to work because you’re in such great pain.  But, as soon as you call in you’ll feel better.

8.  On the night of your toothache, when it hurts to talk, people you haven’t heard from in a while will call you.  And they’ll talk.

9.  If your tooth does start feeling better, do not touch it or see if it will hurt to open your mouth really wide.  It will.

10.  Finding another dentist isn’t easy, but you must do it. On that note, I must go to do just that.